LOOPING THE LOOPS ….
As news reports are coming in thick and fast from around the world, and do seem to be supported by mainstream sources, it now appears that an important worldwide event has occurred.
A rather odd creature, the once numerous ‘Thickus Shittus’, or the ‘Common Fruit Loop’, which many of you may already be aware of, could be viewed in almost every corner of the world, and was especially prevalent in it’s natural habitat, the world wide web – has now been officially placed on the Endangered Species list.
This news is far too important for anyone to ignore, so with that in mind, the Outlaw is now adding it’s voice and support to that of the Fruitloop Protection League, who have selflessly launched an immediate worldwide campaign to raise funds to try and save these hapless creatures, the details of which can be found at the end of this article.
Please donate as much as you possibly can, or we may lose this weird species forever and it will join the ranks of the Dodo and the Passenger Pigeon.